RETYPED FROM AN ORIGINAL “MIMI-GRAPH” IN BLUE FADED INK

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John Larney

 

 

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   AS THE STARTING TIME DRAWS NEAR, AN AIR OF CONFIDENCE PERVADES ALL CAMPS.  WORD FROM “COOL HAND BRINKMAN” HAS IT THAT IT WILL BE A GOOD CONTEST FOR THE FIRST HALF HOUR.  AFTER THAT, THE BIG BOYS WILL START PULLING AWAY.  “EGGS BEIBER” IS DESCRIBED AS BEING IN THE BEST FORM OF HIS ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER.  “BOTTOMLESS WATSON” PREDICTS VICTORY EASILY.  IT IS KNOWN THAT MILLER AND SLOTHOWER ARE WALKING AROUND WITH SECRET SMILES ON THEIR FACES.  ALMOST AS IF TO SAY “WE KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON’T”.  ANOTHER REPRESENTATIVE OF THE MEN DOWN BELOW,  “BIG BRIGGS” IS REPUTED TO HAVE SAID “50 EGGS”.  I THINK THAT HE IS FULL OF EGGS!  “SHORTY TOWNS” IS LOOKING GOOD AS THOSE EGGS HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO TO REACH BOTTOM.  SLIM HARRISON AS REPRESENTATIVE OF WEAPONS DEPT PREDICTS THAT HE WILL FINISH SECOND TO NONE, WHILE “GIMME ANOTHER EGG” MCGOWAN SCOFFS AT THIS.  “EGGHEAD ROBERTS” PREDICTS THAT IT IS HIS GAME, AND AT PRESENT, THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR.  ANOTHER DARK HORSE IS “ FATS SEDAM” ALTHOUGH 25 EGGS EVEN WITHOUT THE SHELLS, WEIGHS ALMOST AS MUCH AS HIM.  THE CONTEST IS TO BE HELD ON THE TORPEDO DECK AT 1500H SUNDAY.  THIS IS WHEN ALL THE TALK WILL CEASE, AND THE ACTION BEGINS.  RM2 NELSON ONBOARD THE USS ARLINGTON HAS CONSUMED 19 EGGES BEFORE CONCEDING, BUT IN  NAM” THERE IS A MARINE WHO IS SAID TO HAVE CONSUMED 25 EGGS.  THAT SHOULD BE CHILDSPLAY FOR SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS.  IT SHOULD ALSO BE INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT BRUSH HAS A RESIDENT PSYCHOLOGIST IN THAT “BOTTOMLESS WATSON” HAS ALREADY CONSUMED 13 EGGS, A PIECE OF PIE, AND A CUP OF COFFEE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.  “PSYCH WAR IS HIS MOTTO”.  IT IS SAID THAT TWO SNIPES HAVE EATEN 20 EGGS FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING TO WARM UP.  EACH TEAM HAS ITS OWN METHOD OF TRAIINING, WHICH ONE WILL WIN ??  THE BETTING AT THE LOCAL BOOKIES PLACE “MID-SHIPS PASSAGEWAY” WAS FAST AND FURIOUS AND THE ODDS ON FAVORITES WERE BIG BRIGGS, AND COOL HAND BRINKMAN.  A GOOD TURNOUT AT THE CONTEST IS NOT ONLY ENCOURAGED, BUT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED MANDATORY.  BY FAR AND AWAY, IT SHOULD BE THE BEST COMEDY SHOW IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA AREA.

 

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